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(no subject) [Jan. 3rd, 2006|05:14 pm]
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[mood |drunkdrunk]
[music |bad religion - you]

hey, one quick, kinda stupid question......does anyone know of a place or person who i could get tips, tricks or lessons n stuff on bein romantic?
im not intrested in tips on how to get in someones pants (got no problem doin that) more intrested in things to do that'll sweep her off 'er feet n' steal her heart.
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How Much of a Workout is Sex? [Dec. 17th, 2005|11:10 am]
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My question today is a scientific sexual question. I have always read that sex wasn't THAT much of a work out and roughly the equivalent of climbing one flight of stairs. This doesn't seem right to me. In fact, after Sweetpants and I have had our regular week night evening sex (not to be confused with extra special weekend sex)the room has always felt quite a bit warmer, as if heated by our exertions. Both of us commented on this over the years. Finally I brought a thermometer into the bedroom and noted the temperature in the closed room (the door had been closed for roughly half an hour before sex began) and the temperature after an hour of sex. Each and every night the temperature rises 5 to 7 degrees during the sex act. The question is, how many calories am I burning to raise the heat in a medium sized bedroom 7 degrees fahrenheit? Is this really the same as climbing one flight of stairs? Calling all you science geeks.
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(no subject) [Dec. 7th, 2005|05:31 pm]
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[mood |curiouscurious]
[music |tracy chapman]

okies! becuase i'm terribly obedient when it's smexy mc bexy doing the asking (insert evil grin), here's my question thingo:

has anyone ever tried any of those pelvic floor exercises? do they really make sex better? and how in hell do i do them?! i was just curious, as sometimes during sex i start to feel like i need to wee, even when i've just been. which is distracting! so maybe my pelvic floor is dicky? hrm.

links to good explanations of how to give my pelvic floor a good, sweaty workout would be much appreciated!
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DAMNIT!! [Nov. 7th, 2005|02:53 am]
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[mood |lonelylonely]

I am so blasted horny and lonely. How do you get relationships and sex? HELP! Post Haste.
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Forget 69! It's all about 77, baby! [Nov. 7th, 2005|12:06 am]
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[mood |bouncyNaughty 77!]

Seriously, go to your local magazine stand and pick up the November issue of Cosmopolitan. Turn to page... 86, I think, and memorize how to do the 77 position. Seriously. Do it now. It takes some effort, and it might not work for everyone depending on how you and your significant other are put together, but try it, at least. NOW!

Why am I the only one posting here?!?!?!?!
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!New Age Kama Sutra! [Nov. 3rd, 2005|01:52 pm]
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So I saw this "New Age Kama Sutra" book at Chapters last night... Jared snatched it out of my hands and said he was going to buy it. I laughed at him.

He bought it. I'm scared of what creepy postion he's going to try and twist me into!
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(no subject) [Oct. 16th, 2005|10:56 pm]
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[mood |blahblah]

Three problems that are in a way related to one another.

1. I have always experienced pain during sex. Always. It's not a lubrication issue, that much I know for sure. Regardless of the position it still hurts. I want nothing more than to have it over as soon as possible and didn't seem to fluctuate in relation to the 'size' of my partners.

2. I have never climaxed from intercourse. I am at the point of thinking I am completely incapabable. However, it would be hard to focus on climaxing when you are aching.

3. I have an EXTREMELY low libido due to the above two. I see no point to sex if I can't get anything out of it and yet I feel terrible at limiting my husband's sexual pleasure because of the roadblocks I have.

Does anyone have similar problems or any possible solutions?
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Oh the pain, the pain of it all! (Doggy-style, that is) [Oct. 16th, 2005|05:07 pm]
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[mood |soreOwies!]

Okay... Whenever I do it doggy-style, I get a big McNasty of a pain in my sides-- more specifically, very low in my sides as in ovaries :( And even if we do it missionary it hurts if things get to rough. I think it may have something to do with the fact that I have ovarian cists, but I stopped taking my birth-control pills (the pills were a certain kind made especially for cists). Any other suggestions?
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(no subject) [Oct. 16th, 2005|12:59 pm]
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